Shame on You, Dr. Seuss!

Benjamin got a set of Dr. Seuss books for Christmas. One of the included titles was "Hooper Humperdink? Not Him!" Now, c'mon, Dr. Seuss, REALLY? Did he not see what was coming next? Did he actually spend any time around children? I mean, have YOU ever been around a boy aged 3 - 5? Do you think the book is ever called by its correct title? I'll give you a hint - the answer is no. In fact, if I had a quarter for every time I have heard the name 'Pooper Humperstink' over the last month, Christopher could retire early. Perhaps the book should be put away until Abby is ready for it. Surely girls wouldn't think of a name like that, right? Right?